THE SUN IS ON FIRE, I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, THE EARTH IS SPINNING GUYS, IT’S FUCKING SPINNING!!
A MYSTERIOUS GAS HAS SETTLED ALL THROUGHOUT EARTH AND WE ARE CURRENTLY BREATHING IT IN
this site. seriously.
(Source: chii24)
If you did not sing this you are lying.
I’m legit crying right now.
i can’t breathe
This is why i love tumblr
(Source: dftbashe)
The worst fifteen minutes of my life. Don’t know what I would have done without John’s support. Thanks, buddy.
This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful.
Life changes.
People change.its a fucking strawberry
No. This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins, making you feel a range of emotions that turn you into a red strawberry. Tragically beautiful.
no it says lettuce
no it says never give up
OMG HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS UGLY
CHECK YOUR RIPENED FRUIT PRIVILEGE
SHIET
Fun fact: When I get an erection, my penis does this exact same transformation
It grows 1/16 of an inch bigger?
SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP
SNAP
SNAP
SNAP
SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw all of the comments.
I like how this went from a hipster post to a nightblogging post
(Source: natgeo-gifs)
can’t you just tag it with “queue” do you really have to tag it with “im going to wash my hair with shamqueue and ink my skin with a tatqueue while i learn kung-queue while still managing to make it home in time for my curfqueue”
tumblr is giving me the option of following myself
do it
rip open a hole in spacetime
YEAH
*waits for it*
[From Avengers #106, 1972.]
“Aww, car…”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BEST.
“Aw, Satan.”
and it just keeps getting better and better :D
aaaaaaah
oh my god though somebody please
[Avengers #5, 1963]
…OK!
(Edited previous reply with extra panels and credit.)
Someone really should save skater boy over there.
It’s baaaaaaaack.
Satan got his revenge.
iT GOT SO MUCH BETTER HELP
I am no artist
OH MY FUCK THAT LAST ONE KILLED ME
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS IT GETS BETTER
OH MY GOD
UNHOLY SHIT THIS THREAD KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!
This is seriously the best post on Tumblr. How does it not have its own Wikipedia page?!
This needs to somehow go down in internet history a ‘one of the things humanity did right’
LUCIFER’S IN THE REAL WORLD NOW. I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
(Source: dave-stridlediddle)
If you know what this is referring to… You’ve been on Tumblr for too long.
This is the best “cosplay” I have ever seen
BESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
Why do I recognize this
The mother fucking owls. Fuck them.
(Source: bo1d3r4ma)
im going to go on omegle with a shoe on my head and see how people react
this guy isnt taking any of my shit
THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER
i found my soulmate
your sole mate
you two need to find each other. now.
This is my answer to the ‘do something productive during the maintenance’ challenge.
That is the most awesome thing I ever saw.
we have literally created our own dialogue? language? here on tumblr and i think that is the most amazing thing ever
please disregard my shitty editing skills
what’s cooler than being cool?
hypothermia
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