quidditching:

Let me bring you a thing back

  • blond= male
  • blonde=female
  • brunet=male or female
  • brunette=female
  • fiancé=male
  • fiancée=female

Good day.

I did not know this.

things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

I need it.

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

I need it.

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

brenanf999:

dontwantyourmoneysir:

anndruyan:

This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive. 

Signal Boast

566,029 notescollegesavekeepnotebooks
Six websites I go to when I am upset:

babedesev:

missredaholic:

acurlyheadedman:

acurlyheadedman:

1) When I am disgruntled 

2) When I need a quiet place 

3) When I want everything to be okay

4) When I need a hug

5) Just click this. 

6) When I need to calm down. 

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FOR FUTURE REFERENCE

the hugging one actually feels like they’re actually hugging you and you feel so much better

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fallenidol-453:

pettyartist:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
Ingredients
1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
1-2 Razors
Mix everything together in a bowl.
Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
Shave your legs.
Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs
i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS
THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

WARNING: this stuff will have the awkward side effect of you wanting to have EVERYONE feel how smooth your legs are
Seriously— I just tried it right now, and normally my legs come out pretty smooth from a normal shave.
This is like… if you could have the feeling of a nice shave multiplied by 100.
I’m totally gonna have to recommend this to my sister and mom.

It’s back on my dash.
And I haven’t even tried it yet.

Same. Guess I’ll have to give it a shot before I head to school. No tub there.

fallenidol-453:

pettyartist:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

WARNING: this stuff will have the awkward side effect of you wanting to have EVERYONE feel how smooth your legs are

Seriously— I just tried it right now, and normally my legs come out pretty smooth from a normal shave.

This is like… if you could have the feeling of a nice shave multiplied by 100.

I’m totally gonna have to recommend this to my sister and mom.

It’s back on my dash.

And I haven’t even tried it yet.

Same. Guess I’ll have to give it a shot before I head to school. No tub there.

whatareyoudoingitfor:

You’re now stocked on veggies and fruits but…  how long will they last? 

In addition to storing your fruits and veggies properly, it’s good to know approximately how long the fresh stuff will last. Plan your trip to the grocery or farmer’s market accordingly so that your foods are at the peak of freshness when you plan to prepare them, and you’re not throwing away food that’s gone bad before you get a chance to use it! 

1-2 days:

  • Artichokes
  • Asparagus
  • Bananas
  • Basil
  • Broccoli
  • Cherries
  • Corn
  • Dill
  • Green beans
  • Mushrooms
  • Strawberries

2-4 days:

  • Arugula
  • Avocados 
  • Cucumbers
  • Eggplant
  • Grapes
  • Lettuce
  • Limes
  • Pineapple
  • Zucchini

4-6 days:

  •  Apricots
  • Blueberries
  • Brussels sprouts
  • Cauliflower
  • Grapefruit
  • Leeks
  • Lemons
  • Oranges
  • Oregano
  • Parsley
  • Peaches
  • Pears
  • Peppers
  • Plums
  • Spinach
  • Tomatoes
  • Watermelon

7+days:

  • Apples
  • Beets
  • Cabbage
  • Carrots
  • Celery
  • Garlic
  • Hard Squash
  • Onions
  • Potatoes
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Important Dates Masterlist
September 1, 2012: Doctor Who Season 7 Premiere
September 6, 2012: Fashion's Night Out, Video Music Awards
September 17, 2012: Bones season premiere
September 21, 2012: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
September 24, 2012: How I Met Your Mother season premiere
September 27, 2012: The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling
October 2, 2012: The Mark of Athena by Rick Riordan
October 3, 2012: Supernatural season premiere
November 16, 2012: Breaking Dawn Part 2
November 18, 2012: American Music Awards
January 13, 2013: Golden Globe Awards
February 10, 2013: Grammy Awards
February 12, 2013: The Indigo Spell by Richelle Mead
February 24, 2013: Academy Awards
March 19, 2013: Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare
March 29, 2013: The Host
March 30, 2013: Kids Choice Awards
May 3, 2013: Iron Man 3
May 17, 2013: Star Trek 2
June 14, 2013: Man of Steel
August 16, 2013: Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
August 23, 2013: The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
November 8, 2013: Thor: The Dark World
November 22, 2013: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
March, 19, 2014: City of Heavenly Fire by Cassandra Clare
April 4, 2014: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
May 2, 2014: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
May 23, 2014: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
July 18, 2014: X-Men: Days of Future Fast
August 1, 2014: Guardians of the Galaxy
November 21, 2014: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
May 1, 2015: The Avengers 2
November 20, 2015: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2
Forever reblog so that all of us nerds know!

mamasam:

cheminsdudesir:

rocketmf:

The cutest bedding I’ve ever seen.

Want.

I would give damn near anything for that quilt.

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iamcoggs:

silencingthedrums:

batbooty:

rogueofthecraft:

Life Hacks: Kitchen Edition!

WOW I’M SO ANGRY I DIDN’T THINK OF THIS

PERFECT

My whole life has been an attempt to fit a square peg into a round hole now.

holyhandgrenaded:

holyhandgrenaded:

66,591 notesfunnyevilnotesave
shingyness:

must try this out!~ the mosquitoes inside the house are driving me crazy :|

helpful with west nile making a comeback.

shingyness:

must try this out!~ the mosquitoes inside the house are driving me crazy :|

helpful with west nile making a comeback.

1d-forever2000:

pass-the-mike:

my0bsessi0n:

supa-l0ve:

choiminho-anon:

junhyung—anon:

sunggyu-lnc:

myungsoo-lnc:

unil:

ponywithafez:

sherlocksscarf:

panic-bear:

lovesnotworthless:

pizzarash:


damnundblast:
Made by the same people who did the quiet place.
The last time they made one it was great.
This is incredible.

Crying. Shaking. But ready for sleep. 
This was well needed. 

crying. 

I needed this

This is wonderful

At first I was like “oh this is silly” but then I was typing furiously and openly sobbing on my keyboard. 

What a beautiful idea. ♥

crying legit tears rn.

…I didn’t even realize half of the things I typed…that I was feeling like that…
Now I’m crying. Thank you whoever made this.

This helped me vent today


That was incredible.

i don’t know why… but i feel like crying :/ this is such a nice thing. thank you.

I seriously just bawled my eyes out.
Incredible. Seriously…

crying.this is incredible.

1d-forever2000:

pass-the-mike:

my0bsessi0n:

supa-l0ve:

choiminho-anon:

junhyung—anon:

sunggyu-lnc:

myungsoo-lnc:

unil:

ponywithafez:

sherlocksscarf:

panic-bear:

lovesnotworthless:

pizzarash:

damnundblast:

Made by the same people who did the quiet place.

The last time they made one it was great.

This is incredible.

Crying. Shaking. But ready for sleep. 

This was well needed. 

crying. 

I needed this

This is wonderful

At first I was like “oh this is silly” but then I was typing furiously and openly sobbing on my keyboard. 

What a beautiful idea. ♥

crying legit tears rn.

…I didn’t even realize half of the things I typed…that I was feeling like that…

Now I’m crying. Thank you whoever made this.

This helped me vent today

That was incredible.

i don’t know why… but i feel like crying :/ this is such a nice thing. thank you.

I seriously just bawled my eyes out.

Incredible. Seriously…

crying.this is incredible.

239,905 noteslifesavenote

10knotes:

Blackboard Paint, sold at the Wicked Clothes shop.

Make an ordinary room extraordinary! 

For a limited time, Wicked Clothes is having a HUGE Back-to-School Sale! EVERYTHING in the shop is on sale! On top of that, use coupon code ‘1000NOTES’ for an EXTRA 10% off your ENTIRE order! Hurry and order now before the sale ends!

ohmyachingtentacles:

birthday cake (by robot•jumping•rope)

ohmyachingtentacles:

birthday cake (by robot•jumping•rope)

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