phukers:

when u see someone hot at the gym

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lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONCE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF

lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS

AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL

'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'

AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONCE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF

I am going to start swearing by authors

becca-morley:

thepreciousthing:

thecoffeetragedy:

flippyspoon:

dragonsigma:

"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"

"What the Tolkien?"

"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"

"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."

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sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

collegehumor:

How to Make a Superhero Movie in 10 Easy Steps

With great power comes not that much originality.

scarymermaid:

dreadlockholmes:

foreveralone-lyguy:

beebunny:

'Howl' o ween with the boyfriend

are you dating Cole Sprouse

That is literally cole sprouse
look u can see the other cole sprouse peeking through the thing

THE OTHER COLE SPROUSE

sassmasterhowell:

memeguy-com:

Welcome to Scotland

oh my god

sassmasterhowell:

memeguy-com:

Welcome to Scotland

oh my god

collegehumor:

Every Local News Anchor Says “Yeah, Baby” in Reaction to Mike Myers’ Baby (Conan)

That’s just their bag, baby.

rawwrrritsrachel:

I think I found the perfect valentines day card at target

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

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ARTIST: Unknown We Are Young
PLAYS: Unknown1015035
herooflife:

herooflife:

I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING

a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy

herooflife:

herooflife:

I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING

a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy

theonion:

Psychiatrists Deeply Concerned For 5% Of Americans Who Approve Of Congress

theonion:

Psychiatrists Deeply Concerned For 5% Of Americans Who Approve Of Congress