"Be sure to label your envelope, ‘Campaign Contributions,’ so you know that he’ll read it." -Stephen Colbert
And then there was that time I met Stephen Colbert at the movies. He sat in front of me during Les Miserables and he heard me and my friend sobbing but was super nice about it and then we fangirled together about Lord of the Rings and Ian McKellen.
The eagle is like ‘Why? I’ll do it but I don’t understand.’
Boss ass eagle
There’s no need to waffle; America’s 7 year love affair with Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream is cause for celebration!
The Colbert Report taping + The Daily Show taping.
Stephen Colbert plays in the Puppy Bowl.
OMG YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN AND YOU TEACH SUNDAY SCHOOL TO CHILDREN.